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Posts from the ‘Humor’ Category

18
Jun
Reggies Humor

The Nun and the Weight Machine

This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to herself I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me. Read more »

2
Apr
Reggies Humor

Golf Tees for Driving

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump. Read more »

11
Mar
Reggies Humor

A Dollar for 35 years

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. Read more »

23
Jan
Reggies Humor

The Gravy Ladle

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Read more »

21
Dec
Reggies Humor

Bikers Mustache

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Read more »

31
Oct
Reggies Humor

Jack Schitt

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know jack schitt.” Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Read more »

9
Oct
Reggies Humor

Don’t Worry

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. Read more »

26
Sep
Reggies Humor

Why is your head so small?

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can’t help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. Read more »

6
Sep
Reggies Humor

How did you die?

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. Read more »

21
Aug
Reggies Humor

What Gender is a Computer?

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. Read more »

23
Jul
Reggies Humor

Eats Everything

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. Read more »

5
Jul
Reggies Humor

A Dog’s Name Can Cause Problems

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Read more »

13
Jun
Reggies Humor

Drinking Buddies / A Trumpeter’s Score

A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at Logan; it’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?” Read more »

28
May
Reggies Humor

20 Years

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. Read more »

9
May
Reggies Humor

Cartoon / Picture Humor

Some visual Humor from around the web. Read more »

25
Apr
Reggies Humor

Truthfully

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, “For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to. I will answer it truthfully.” Read more »

8
Apr
Reggies Humor

What’s so funny

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. Read more »

29
Mar
Reggies Humor

Two Jokes, One Post

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ‘get acquainted’ tour of the White House. Read more »

10
Mar
Reggies Humor

“Shortcomings”

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn’t get more than you did this past year: Read more »

25
Feb
Reggies Humor

The Sisters of Mercy

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Read more »

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