Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred.

Everybody thinks I’m suicidal, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I’m faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I’m fucked.

Lethal Weapon WB 1987

Lethal Weapon WB 1987

Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?

Martin Riggs: What?

Roger Murtaugh: I don’t want to work with you!

Lethal Weapon WB 1987

Martin Riggs: Hey, don’t.

Roger Murtaugh: Ain’t got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!

Martin Riggs: Terrific.

Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That’s what it is.

Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

Lethal Weapon WB 1987

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