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Posts from the ‘Humor’ Category

31
Jan

I Wish That I Could Understand Women

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! Read more »

25
Oct

The Pharmacist

One night a boy and his girlfriend were out on a date and as the boy pulls into his girlfriend’s driveway to drop her off she tells him to come over the next night for dinner and meet her parents. Read more »

3
Sep

Hind Lick Maneuver

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distres Read more »

28
Aug

I like the way you’re thinking

Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. “Yeah teach?” he replies. Read more »

25
Jun

Husbands and Wifes

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. Read more »

1
Jun

A Husband’s dying wishes

A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening.” Read more »

15
Sep

Concept of Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Read more »

18
Jun

The Nun and the Weight Machine

This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to herself I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me. Read more »

2
Apr

Golf Tees for Driving

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump. Read more »

11
Mar

A Dollar for 35 years

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. Read more »

23
Jan

The Gravy Ladle

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Read more »

21
Dec

Bikers Mustache

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Read more »

31
Oct

Jack Schitt

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know jack schitt.” Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Read more »

9
Oct

Don’t Worry

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. Read more »

26
Sep

Why is your head so small?

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can’t help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. Read more »

6
Sep

How did you die?

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. Read more »

21
Aug

What Gender is a Computer?

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. Read more »

23
Jul

Eats Everything

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. Read more »

5
Jul

A Dog’s Name Can Cause Problems

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Read more »

13
Jun

Drinking Buddies / A Trumpeter’s Score

A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at Logan; it’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?” Read more »

28
May

20 Years

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. Read more »

9
May

Cartoon / Picture Humor

Some visual Humor from around the web. Read more »

25
Apr

Truthfully

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, “For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to. I will answer it truthfully.” Read more »

8
Apr

What’s so funny

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. Read more »

29
Mar

Two Jokes, One Post

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ‘get acquainted’ tour of the White House. Read more »