Roger Murtaugh: Seven days to retirement, I’m busted down to patrolman. Martin Riggs: I should have cut the red wire.
Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out… [People cringe back and a woman screams – he pulls out a letter – people sigh, almost sounding disappointed]
Randy: Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me! Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself? Martin Riggs: Oh, for Chriss-…
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [sigh of resignation] It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. Dr. Peter Venkman: [while seeing Stay-Puft walk towards the building and the Ghostbusters] Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.
Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred.
Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
Red: I’m known to locate certain things from time to time. Andy: I wonder if you might get me a rock-hammer. Red: …What is it and why?
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What’s your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me! [winces] Cop: Why don’t we just take it from the top?