Roger Murtaugh: Seven days to retirement, I’m busted down to patrolman. Martin Riggs: I should have cut the red wire.
Movie Quotes
The Blues Brothers – Bluesmobile Quote
Jake Blues, just out from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and brother Elwood were raised. Elwood has shown up in a used Plymouth police car after having traded in their old Cadillac… Read More ›
Blazing Saddles – Movie Quote
Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out… [People cringe back and a woman screams – he pulls out a letter – people sigh, almost sounding disappointed]
Batman Begins – Movie Quote
Batman Begins tells the story anew, when Bruce Wayne flees Western civilization following the murder of his parents. He is taken in by a mysterious instructor named Ducard and urged to become a ninja in the League of Shadows, but… Read More ›
Airplane Movie Quote / Jive
Randy: Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me! Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Lethal Weapon – Really Crazy
Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself? Martin Riggs: Oh, for Chriss-…
Ghostbusters Quote
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [sigh of resignation] It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. Dr. Peter Venkman: [while seeing Stay-Puft walk towards the building and the Ghostbusters] Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.
Lethal Weapon – Don’t want to work with you
Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred.
Forrest Gump Quote
Lieutenant Dan: You must be my F.N.G.’s. Bubba and Forrest Gump: Morning’, sir! [They salute] Lieutenant Dan: Ho! Get your hands down. Do not salute me. There are goddamned snipers all around this area who would love to grease an… Read More ›
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
The muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run, as you fast as you can; you can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man! Gingy: You’re a monster. Lord Farquaad: I’m not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale… Read More ›
The Shawshank Redemption
Red: I’m known to locate certain things from time to time. Andy: I wonder if you might get me a rock-hammer. Red: …What is it and why?
Forrest Gump
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What’s your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Liar Liar
Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me! [winces] Cop: Why don’t we just take it from the top?
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