A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!
Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. “Yeah teach?” he replies.
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening.”
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know jack schitt.” Now you can intellectually handle the situation.