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Month: May 2011
Former KC Royal has Died
The winningest pitcher and broadcaster for the Kansas City Royals, died Wednesday at the age of 64. Just 10 days after it was announced that Paul Splittorff was battling melanoma and oral cancer, the KC Royals said that Mr. Splittorff passed… Read More ›
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
Carl’s Million Dollar Victory
Saturday night Carl Edwards in a stellar performance wins the NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Using brilliant pit strategy and winning multiple segments Carl brought home the million dollar prize money. His only mistake of the… Read More ›
Kenseth wins Dover
Matt Kenseth wins at Dover on Sunday beating out Mark Martin and Marcos Ambrose. This now gives Kenseth two wins this season, his first coming earlier at Texas. Ambrose posted his best finish of the season. Edwards led 117 laps and has… Read More ›
The Indian and His Buffalo
An Indian walks into a cafe witha shotgun in one hand while pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: ‘Want coffee.’ The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
Showtime for Smith
Regan Smith finally made it to Victory Lane at Darlington in the Showtime Southern 500, Saturday night. Smith who hadn’t won in 105 starts, started 23rd Saturday night. Carl Edwards finished second, Brad Keselowski 3rd, Kasey Kahne 4th and… Read More ›
Thor (2011)
Thor Comes out in theaters this Friday (May 6, 2011) It is based on the Marvel comic. Which the comic was inspired by Nordic mythology, it’s the creation of Stan Lee. Thor’s hammer was shown at the end of Iron Man… Read More ›
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