Month: July 2011

Wedding Bribe

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows.

MLB acknowledges blown call

According to ESPN.com and The Associated Press Major League Baseball and umpire Jerry Meals agree Meals made the wrong call in Atlanta’s 4-3, 19-inning win over Pittsburgh early Wednesday morning. Meals ruled Pittsburgh catcher Mike McKenry failed to tag Atlanta’s… Read More ›

NFL Labor Talks

According to NFL Network insider Jason La Canfora, an NFLPA source believes that if progress continues, the players could vote on an agreement Tuesday. Owners would have to sign off on the new CBA language, too. Sources involved in the… Read More ›

Navy Retirement

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts… Read More ›

UFO at a Gas Station

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny… Read More ›

Liar Liar

Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me! [winces] Cop: Why don’t we just take it from the top?