The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. It starts getting late on the weeknights.
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse.
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In hopes we could manage “Some Assembly Required.”
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness.
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One penny?!” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes.”
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?” “I found out my older brother is gay,” replied the man.
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.