A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Read more
Two games are still left to be played in week 3 of the pre-season.
New Orleans vs. Oakland , Sunday night at 8:00 p.m. edt
NY Jets vs NY Giants moved to Monday night 7:00 p.m. edt due to huricane Irene.
Check out the rest of the scores below, hopefully your team won. Read more
“We are pleased Danica Patrick has chosen to race full-time in NASCAR in 2012, she has demonstrated a strong desire to compete and NASCAR provides the best opportunity to race against the top drivers in the world with the largest and most loyal fan base in Motorsports on a week-to-week basis. Danica has shown solid improvement in NASCAR and we believe her decision to run full-time in the NASCAR Nationwide Series, with additional races in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, will be exciting for our fans and a great challenge for her.” Spoken by NASCAR Chairman Brian France said in a statement following Danica Patrick official announcement she’s moving to NASCAR fulltime in 2012. Read more
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of your employment contract. Read more
Danica Patrick will announce her plans for 2012 next week in Phoenix. A press conference is tentatively scheduled on Wednesday, August 24th. Patrick, 29, will run the full season in the Nationwide Series for JR Motorsports in 2012 with the intent of moving full time to Cup in 2013.
Danica currently competes for Andretti Autosport in the IndyCar Series and began racing in IndyCar in 2005. She has ran a limited Nationwide schedule for JRM this season (2011), with a career-best finish of fourth at Las Vegas Motor Speedway back in March.
Fate of the Jedi: Vortex
The novel starts out aboard the Rockhound. Jaina Solo and Lando Calrissian are traveling back to Coruscant to inform the New Jedi Order of Luke and Ben Skywalker’s whereabouts. However, they find themselves nearby Kessel, which wasn’t any of their intended destinations. Jaina and Lando soon find that the ship’s droids are being manipulated by an unknown source to ruin their plans. Jaina goes to her damaged StealthX wing against Lando’s wishes and finds that the StealthX’s weapons are being dismounted by one of the droids. Read more
Marcos Ambrose beat Brad Keselowski and Kyle Busch on a two-lap dash to the checkered flag to win the rain-delayed Cup race at Watkins Glen, Monday morning.
It was Ambrose first victory in 105 starts and has won three of the four Nationwide Series races he’s entered at Watkins Glen, and in three previous Cup starts at Watkins Glen, he’s posted one second and two thirds, including an impressive drive from last to third in 2008. Read more
Running Time of 130 mins. / Rated PG-13
Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) is an honored Chicago surgeon who suddenly finds himself the prime suspect in the murder case of his own wife (Sela Ward). In vain, Kimble tries to convince the officials of his innocence but all the evidence points to him as the killer and no one seems willing to believe his story of a one-armed murderer. Read more
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Read more
Just a few weeks back we all weren’t sure if the season would ever happen, but on Thursday the NFL kicked off the start of the 2011 Preseason with five games.
Preseason Week 1 Scoreboard
Thursday, Aug 11
New England 47
San Diego 17
Fate of the Jedi: Allies
The novel begins immediately after the ending of Backlash, with Luke and Ben Skywalker being surrounded over Dathomir by the Sith fleet summoned by Vestara Khai, their Sith prisoner. The Sith send a message to their ship, the Jade Shadow, from their leader, High Lord Sarasu Taalon, to declare a truce with the Jedi. Their goal is to destroy the malignant Force entity known as Abeloth, who is causing the Force psychosis that is plaguing the young Jedi Knights back on Coruscant, as well the Sith’s own apprentices. Vestara’s father, Gavar, asks to come aboard, and Luke reluctantly agrees. Read more
Found this on YouTube. Someones imagination of what this scene could have looked like. It’s not bad.
The players ratified a new, 10-year CBA on Thursday, hours after it was finalized. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and NFLPA executive director DeMaurice Smith will sign the CBA on Friday morning at the front steps of the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.
The only game canceled by the lockout was to be played Sunday, (Hall of fame Game) between the Chicago Bears and St. Louis Rams. The rest of the NFL’s preseason will be played as scheduled. You can read below who’s playing and where for the first week of the preseason. Read more
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.