NASCAR said Tuesday Brad Keselowski can keep his cellphone in his race car during events, and all drivers are encouraged to use social media. Keselowski drew attention for posting on Twitter during a red-flag period in Monday night’s Daytona 500.
Month: February 2012
Bear Warning!!
The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
Daytona 500 Racing on Monday
NASCAR has raced on the beach at Daytona, under the lights and even around a pothole, but has never raced on Monday – until now. The Daytona 500 was postponed Sunday for the first time in its 54-year history after heavy rain-soaked… Read More ›
A New Hope Stills
A Long Time ago in a Galaxy Far, Far away………….The Jedi Knights have been exterminated and the Empire rules the galaxy with an iron fist. A small group of Rebels have dared to fight back by stealing the secret plans… Read More ›
M*A*S*H – To Market, To Market
While operating on a general, Hawkeye discovers they are out of Hydrocortisone, so he and Trapper go to angrily complain to Major Houlihan. Major Burns comes to defend her, and explains that it, along with half of the other medical… Read More ›
Secret Cat Diary
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,… Read More ›
New Amazing Spiderman Movie Stills
New stills from The Amazing Spider-Man due to be released in theaters July 3rd, 2012. They are not giving away too much on the story line, except for what they are giving you in the trailers.
10 Most Disliked Athletes
A survey from Nielsen and E-Market Poll Research shows us who the 10 most disliked athletes of 2011 were. Who earned a number 1 spot in a poll they probably didn’t want.
New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of… Read More ›
M*A*S*H – Pilot Episode
Ho-Jon, the houseboy of Captains Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre has been accepted to Hawkeye’s college, but they need to raise a tuition for him, so they hold a party while their commanding officer, Lt. Col Henry Blake, is… Read More ›
Mouse Balls
This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a
Smokey And The Bandit
Reynolds is the Bandit, a king-of-the-road trucker hero who accepts the ultimate challenge: pick up a truckload of Coors beer in Texarkana–the closest place it can be legally sold–and haul it cross-country to Atlanta in 28 hours. The reward? $80,000!… Read More ›
G.I. Joe Retliation
G.I. JOE: RETALIATION. In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. This is a follow-up to the 2009… Read More ›
Knickerless
Caution this joke may not be suitable for young readers! Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her… Read More ›
Reggie's Take.com 