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28
Feb

Keselowski Allowed to Keep Phone

NASCAR said Tuesday Brad Keselowski can keep his cellphone in his race car during events, and all drivers are encouraged to use social media. Keselowski drew attention for posting on Twitter during a red-flag period in Monday night’s Daytona 500. Read more »

28
Feb
grizzly bear

Bear Warning!!

The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray. Read more »

26
Feb

Daytona 500 Racing on Monday

NASCAR has raced on the beach at Daytona, under the lights and even around a pothole, but has never raced on Monday – until now. The Daytona 500 was postponed Sunday for the first time in its 54-year history after heavy rain-soaked the Daytona Speedway. Read more »

23
Feb
Star Wars

A New Hope Stills

A Long Time ago in a Galaxy Far, Far away………….The Jedi Knights have been exterminated and the Empire rules the galaxy with an iron fist. A small group of Rebels have dared to fight back by stealing the secret plans to the Empire’s mightiest weapon, the Death Star battle station.

Below are stills from the beginning of Star Wars A New Hope. Most of the stills are from the 3rd chapter on the DVD, “Imperial Boarding Party”. There will be more stills to come in the future from A New Hope. May the Force Be with you in your viewing. Read more »

20
Feb
MASH

M*A*S*H – To Market, To Market

While operating on a general, Hawkeye discovers they are out of Hydrocortisone, so he and Trapper go to angrily complain to Major Houlihan. Major Burns comes to defend her, and explains that it, along with half of the other medical supplies, was hijacked by the black market. He also explains that a new shipment is waiting outside, but when they open up the truck, they discover it’s been stolen. Read more »

18
Feb

Secret Cat Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting. Read more »

16
Feb
the amazing spider-man

New Amazing Spiderman Movie Stills

New stills from The Amazing Spider-Man due to be released in theaters July 3rd, 2012. They are not giving away too much on the story line, except for what they are giving you in the trailers. Read more »

14
Feb
Kobe Bryant

10 Most Disliked Athletes

A survey from Nielsen and E-Market Poll Research shows us who the 10 most disliked athletes of 2011 were. Who earned a number 1 spot in a poll they probably didn’t want. Read more »

8
Feb
Reggies Humor

New Tax Law

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Read more »

6
Feb
MASH

M*A*S*H – Pilot Episode

Ho-Jon, the houseboy of Captains Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre has been accepted to Hawkeye’s college, but they need to raise a tuition for him, so they hold a party while their commanding officer, Lt. Col Henry Blake, is away. There, they raffle off a weekend pass along with a nurse’s company, much to the chagrin of Majors Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Read more »

5
Feb

Mouse Balls


This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a
computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences…

To: Whom this may concern

Re: Replacement of mouse balls Read more »

4
Feb
Smokey and the Bandit

Smokey And The Bandit

Reynolds is the Bandit, a king-of-the-road trucker hero who accepts the ultimate challenge: pick up a truckload of Coors beer in Texarkana–the closest place it can be legally sold–and haul it cross-country to Atlanta in 28 hours. The reward? $80,000! The result? The wildest series of car chases and crashes ever filmed! The reason? A Texas “Smokey,” Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Gleason), becomes maniacally obsessed with apprehending the elusive Bandit when he joined forces with Smokey’s son’s runaway bride (Sally Field)! Read more »

3
Feb
GI Joe

G.I. Joe Retliation

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION. In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. This is a follow-up to the 2009 release of G.I. JOE: RISE OF THE COBRA, which grossed over $300M worldwide. Read more »

2
Feb

Knickerless

Caution this joke may not be suitable for young readers!

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. Read more »

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