Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?

Martin Riggs: Oh, for Chriss-…

Roger Murtaugh: Shut up! Yes or no – you wanna die?!

Martin Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?!

Roger Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it?! The job! Doin’ the job! Now that’s the reason!

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

Lethal Weapon / WB / 1987

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