The Pharmacist

One night a boy and his girlfriend were out on a date and as the boy pulls into his girlfriend’s driveway to drop her off she tells him to come over the next night for dinner and meet her parents.

The girl tells him that after dinner they will make love. Well the boy agrees and as he is driving home, he thinks to himself, “This will be my first time sleeping with someone, so before I go over to her house I will stop by the pharmacy and buy some condoms”.

The next day the young boy goes to the pharmacy and purchases the condoms while there the pharmacist gives him a mean look, the boy thinks nothing of it.

That evening the boy is at his girlfriend’s house and her mother asks him to say the blessing before dinner. The boy goes on and on during the prayer.

His girlfriend leans over to him and says, “I didn’t know you were such a religious person” and the boy says, ” I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist”.

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