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• NASCAR’s 2013 Dodge Charger Unveiled

  By Reggie's Take on March 12, 2012

  

  The new Dodge Charger for 2013 was unveiled at a news conference in the garage area before the Kobalt Tools 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway on Sunday. The designers and engineers created a race car that fans will have… Read More ›

• Texas Salesman in California

  By Reggie's Take on March 9, 2012

  

  A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman… Read More ›

• USS Enterprise NCC-1701

  By Reggie's Take on March 7, 2012

  

  The USS Enterprise NCC-1701 was a Federation Constitution-class heavy cruiser that was in service with Starfleet in the mid-to-late 23rd century. In the course of her career, the Enterprise became the most celebrated starship of her time.

• Ralph McQuarrie Dies

  By Reggie's Take on March 5, 2012

  

  Ralph McQuarrie, the designer known for the famous “Star Wars” characters such as Darth Vader, Chewbacca and R2-D2, died Saturday at the age of 82.

• Nimoy on Big Bang Theory?

  By Reggie's Take on March 1, 2012

  

  The Big Bang Theory is beaming up Leonard Nimoy. The Star Trek icon will fulfill Sheldon’s lifelong dream when he makes a cameo on the show’s March 29 episode.

• Davy Jones Dies

  By Reggie's Take on March 1, 2012

  

  Davy Jones, British-born performer sang the leads on several of the Monkees’ hits, including ‘Daydream Believer’ and ‘A Little Bit Me, died Wednesday at 66 of a heart attack.

• Keselowski Allowed to Keep Phone

  By Reggie's Take on February 28, 2012

  

  NASCAR said Tuesday Brad Keselowski can keep his cellphone in his race car during events, and all drivers are encouraged to use social media. Keselowski drew attention for posting on Twitter during a red-flag period in Monday night’s Daytona 500.

• Bear Warning!!

  By Reggie's Take on February 28, 2012

  

  The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

• Daytona 500 Racing on Monday

  By Reggie's Take on February 26, 2012

  

  NASCAR has raced on the beach at Daytona, under the lights and even around a pothole, but has never raced on Monday – until now. The Daytona 500 was postponed Sunday for the first time in its 54-year history after heavy rain-soaked… Read More ›

• A New Hope Stills

  By Reggie's Take on February 23, 2012

  

  A Long Time ago in a Galaxy Far, Far away………….The Jedi Knights have been exterminated and the Empire rules the galaxy with an iron fist. A small group of Rebels have dared to fight back by stealing the secret plans… Read More ›

• M*A*S*H – To Market, To Market

  By Reggie's Take on February 20, 2012

  

  While operating on a general, Hawkeye discovers they are out of Hydrocortisone, so he and Trapper go to angrily complain to Major Houlihan. Major Burns comes to defend her, and explains that it, along with half of the other medical… Read More ›

• Secret Cat Diary

  By Reggie's Take on February 18, 2012

  

  DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,… Read More ›

• New Amazing Spiderman Movie Stills

  By Reggie's Take on February 16, 2012

  

  New stills from The Amazing Spider-Man due to be released in theaters July 3rd, 2012. They are not giving away too much on the story line, except for what they are giving you in the trailers.

• 10 Most Disliked Athletes

  By Reggie's Take on February 14, 2012

  

  A survey from Nielsen and E-Market Poll Research shows us who the 10 most disliked athletes of 2011 were. Who earned a number 1 spot in a poll they probably didn’t want.

• New Tax Law

  By Reggie's Take on February 8, 2012

  

  The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of… Read More ›

• M*A*S*H – Pilot Episode

  By Reggie's Take on February 6, 2012

  

  Ho-Jon, the houseboy of Captains Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre has been accepted to Hawkeye’s college, but they need to raise a tuition for him, so they hold a party while their commanding officer, Lt. Col Henry Blake, is… Read More ›

• Mouse Balls

  By Reggie's Take on February 5, 2012

  

  This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a

• Smokey And The Bandit

  By Reggie's Take on February 4, 2012

  

  Reynolds is the Bandit, a king-of-the-road trucker hero who accepts the ultimate challenge: pick up a truckload of Coors beer in Texarkana–the closest place it can be legally sold–and haul it cross-country to Atlanta in 28 hours. The reward? $80,000!… Read More ›

• G.I. Joe Retliation

  By Reggie's Take on February 3, 2012

  

  G.I. JOE: RETALIATION. In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. This is a follow-up to the 2009… Read More ›

• Knickerless

  By Reggie's Take on February 2, 2012

  

  Caution this joke may not be suitable for young readers! Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her… Read More ›

• Lethal Weapon – Don’t want to work with you

  By Reggie's Take on January 29, 2012

  

  Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred.

• NASCAR Says No More Secret Fines

  By Reggie's Take on January 28, 2012

  

  NASCAR said it will stop issuing undisclosed fines. A practice that made fans distrust the sanctioning body.

• The 2013 Cup Series Ford Fusion

  By Reggie's Take on January 27, 2012

  

  The 2013 Ford Fusion Sprint Cup car was unveiled earlier this week. It was worked on by Ford designers in an effort to bring brand identity back to NASCAR.

• Been In College Too Long…

  By Reggie's Take on January 24, 2012

  

  You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. It starts getting late on the weeknights.

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